Friday, January 29, 2016

My first love

There was a girl who was playing in the park when she saw a picture in a bush. She kept the photo but forgot about it until she was married.

Her husband asked, who is that little boy in her wallet.

She answered; "My first love."

Then the husband smiled and said, "I lost this picture when I was nine years old"

When my sister ....

When my sister was younger she came home from school one day and demanded that I take her to the library so she could get books on sign language.

I asked why? She told me there was a new kid at school who was deaf and she wanted to befriend him.

Today I stood beside her at their wedding watching her sign "I do".

Promise...

When my boyfriend and I were 15, he wanted to give me a piggy back ride, but I refused because I thought I was too fat.

He picked me up and said, "You better get used to this, because I'm picking you up like this on our wedding day."

We got married last week and he carried me just like he said he would.

died to save her life

There was a girl named Becca and a boy named Joe.
Becca was in a burning house. None of the firefighters could get in the house because the fire was too big.

Joe dressed in one of the fire suits and got into the house. When he got up the stairs, the steps fell off behind him. When he got into her room he sealed the door up behind him. He held her tight, kissed her, huged her, then said that he loved her.

She asked what was wrong, and he said that he was going to die. Her eyes widened as she began to cry. He picked her up and jumped out of the four story house. He landed on his back with her on top of him. He died to save her life.

Motorcycle

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.

Without your love, I would die.

One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies.

The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed and that it was time to move on.

A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."

Supprise Mother inlaw

Boy: I would like you to do something important for me.
Girl: Yes?
Boy: When you get home today, thank your mom for me.
Girl: Sure, but why?
Boy: Thank her because she gave birth to an angel who was put into my life and one day whom I hope will become my wife.

A Sad Story…



A Sad Story…
A girlfriend gave a challenge to her boyfriend to live a day without her.

No communication at all and said if he passed it, she’ll love him forever.
The boyfriend agreed. He never texted nor called his girlfriend for the whole day without knowing, his girlfriend has only 24 hours left because she was dying because of cancer.

After a day, he excitedly went this girlfriend, “I did it bay” but tears fell as he saw his girlfriend lying in a coffin with a noteyou did it baby now please do it everyday…”

Brokend Heart



There where lovers who decided to end their relationship.
One day, boy got married..
His ex-girlfriend approached him and said:
How dare you used my favorite color as the theme for your wedding!
How dare you use my favorite flower as your decoration!
How dare you to set our anniversary as your wedding day!
& how dare you use our theme song for the ceremony!

The boy cried and said:
“Because this the only way I could pretend that you’re my bride.”

Dating…

Dating…
A boy was dating a girl who always hurt him. One day, she broke up with him and told him, “I don’t ever want to see you again.”

A few months later, the girl had a change of heart. She realized that she loved the boy, so she went back and said to him, “Give me just one more chance.


I love you and I need you. I promise that I will never hurt you again.” But the boy just laughed and said to her, “Only a fool would take back someone who hurt them so much.” The girl felt hopeless and began to cry, but the boy put his arms around her, held her tightly and said, “…and I aim one of those fools.”